I don't live in complete solitude, I get a call once in a while. I'm just always disapointed when I hear who's calling and what they're looking for. I had to make a serious change to my answering machine.

"This is Jorn Santen, and no, it's not Pete's Pizzaria. It's not the Credit Union either, and no one named Pam lives here. You can leave a message, though."